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@TheTweetOfGod: I’m giving up for Lent.
@ricsem: As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices - take it or leave it.
@WookieOnUnicorn: turns out Xenophobia is not 'A fear of Warrior Princesses'
@Cravin4: Marital Law & Martial Law while look similar have very different meanings...
.. Except at my house.
@pork_steaks: "Was this car tested on animals?" "sir animals can't drive" "will this car enable animals to drive?" "No" "SO YOU DID TEST IT!" "god damnit"
@wickedsuga: Nothing says "I love you" like my cat aggressively bathing herself immediately after I pet her.