@NintenDom: I'm going to name my first kid Authorized Personnel so they can go wherever they want in life.
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@markydoodoo: Hit the showers. Smack a sink. Verbally assault a bathtub. Make everyone at Home Depot uncomfortable.
@beccafacexo: If I ever get kidnapped, my plan is to just talk non-stop about Lost until they see that I'm very annoying, and they return me to safety.
@trevso_electric: I don't have ADD. It's just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done.