@NintenDom: I'm going to name my first kid Authorized Personnel so they can go wherever they want in life.
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@KateWhineHall: Playing mini-golf with your family is a fun way to spend thirty-two dollars to watch your kid throw 18 tantrums in a row.
@MythicPicnic: Bought a new exercise program Instructions said to stop if I felt any discomfort So I did
@ComedicBust: "These diet pills better work," I say to myself as I wash them down with a chocolate milkshake.