@ilovepie84: "I'm going to show off my new belt by tucking in my T-shirt" -Men over 50.
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@UNTRESOR: "His arms are spaghetti, his feet are spaghetti, on stage he's spaghetti, his Mom's spaghetti." - Eminem first draft
@LoveNLunchmeat: People judge public housing, but it's cheap and your neighbors sell you drugs so I'm not sure I see the problem...
@jenyb4: Before I had a kid I thought, god, I wish I could say "please put your shoes on" 17,000 times every morning. My dreams have come true.