@chris_isloi: I'm going to subtly spread my brownie crums across your car because I silently resent you for changing the song.
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@Storminika: I like to take candy from a kid cause sugar is bad for them. Then, I eat it in front of them while saying, "don't do this"
@longwall26: Oh, you want to fight? Ok, one second *takes off glasses, removes retainer, unpins towel cape, empties snacks from pockets, sets down kitten
@loribuckmajor: Husband said our electricity bills are too high need to cut back so I asked him to move.