@chris_isloi: I'm going to subtly spread my brownie crums across your car because I silently resent you for changing the song.
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@TheDjinnTrials: I will be with you always and forever, even during the rough times, until the day we die. -Herpes
@LuvPug: I'm most like a dog when after someone has hurt me I won't get too close to them again. Also when I'm eating food that fell on the floor.
@Ignorant_Indian: People out there are trying to contact the dead and you're telling me you can't text back?
@MichaelTrying: I bought one follower just to see what it was like and he showed up at my job and his name is Eddie and he’s kind of freaking me out guys.