@chris_isloi: I'm going to subtly spread my brownie crums across your car because I silently resent you for changing the song.
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@shariv67: I wish my refrigerator would quit opening my bedroom door, staring at me, sighing and walking away.
@KKAlThani: If you set someone free, love them. Wait I mean, if you love someone for free, set them. That doesn't make sense. Forget it.
@chadchaines: I know repetitive noises irritate people so I'm surprised there weren't more rage-induced murders back when typewriters were being used
@Ideal_Victoria: Fun Fact: If someone’s car alarm keeps going off, you’re legally obligated to set the car on fire.