@baronvonbike: I'm going to take up vaping because I am tired of people taking me seriously.
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@GrantTanaka: So when she enters, just start playing & then she'll NEVER accuse me of being boring in the bedroom again, got it? Naked Mariachi Band: SÍ
@Brianhopecomedy: "Daddy, how do you spell Budweiser?" "Uhhh....why?" "I'm drawing a picture of you for school." "Cool! It's spelled G-A-T-O-R-A-D-E."
@Fred_Delicious: *cop bursts into bathroom* "KID DON'T FLUSH THOSE DRUGS!" *toilet is wearing shades* "damn. we're too late" *toilet rides off on motorcycle*