@leslid79: "I'm gonna cramp your style." - Menstruation
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@shutupmikeginn: Spice things up in a first date by wearing a parachute and refusing to talk about it
@jimmytorosian: Me: "I have octopus like reflexes." Person: "Don't you mean cat like reflexes?" Me: *squirting him with ink* "Nope."
@Carmensadie: I changed my name in my daughters phone to God...just texted her and said "I saw that" You should of seen her face. Priceless