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@bfrosty04: I'm gonna go out on a limb and declare 'Drugs' the winner of the war on drugs.
@ExcuseMyTweets: It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm quite busy.
@SamTR7: I just got an email offering "free bible verses". You know, because who can afford bible verses?
@mydanimarie: Kind of cruel how preschool and the Muffin Man teach girls that they might one day find a guy made entirely out of muffins.
@Pumpkinbabypie: Surely these children should be in bed by now?
- me, anytime after 4pm
@Just_Lee_: 4yo has repeated one word for an hour. 6yo is ninja fighting his imaginary friend.
My move to a mental asylum will be an easy transition.