@bfrosty04: I'm gonna go out on a limb and declare 'Drugs' the winner of the war on drugs.
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@WritePlay: *dog barks at absolutely everything, every time* Me: SHUT UP *dog barks at burglar, one time* Me: It's like he just knew there was danger
@MartaEffing: Just saw a five year old in a track suit & a gold chain. His nana didn't think it was funny when I asked him if he could hook up some blow.
@mrjohntofu: Apparently telling someone you'll catch their next wedding is unacceptable, whatevers.
@moose_chocolate: Music star Kenny Rogers announced his retirement yesterday. In other news, Kenny Rogers is still alive, apparently.