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@bfrosty04: I'm gonna go out on a limb and declare 'Drugs' the winner of the war on drugs.
@ch000ch: u could put a horse in a time machine and send it to any era and the horse's life would literally be the same
@mrsburtmacklin: my (38F) identical twin daughters (11F) met at summer camp and have unionized
@Babasnookie: Not to brag but I can forget what I'm doing as I'm doing it
@crylenol: *Ouija board begins spelling*
"Dammit Grandma, haunt someone else"
@WheelTod: [Walking my chihuahua]
Dude: “Is it OK if I pet you dog?”
Me: “Sure. Go ahead”
*Dude pets dog; dog bites off 3 fingers
Dude: “Aaargh. WTF, man!”
Me: “Yeah. I wish he’d stop doing that.”