@Glittermepink5: I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the worst time to have a heart attack would be during a game of charades.
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@AnOrangeSNES: *An elf cop pulls Frodo riding an ent over* Elf Cop: Where ya going? Frodo: To throw a ring into a volcano! EC: Step out of the treehicle
@DecantAndPour: I can tell if someone's uncomfortable around me just by staring at them for 3 hours.
@MouthOfSass: Just found some clothes my ex left here. Perfect timing since I'm out of toilet paper.
@phalguy: After watching Star Wars 20 told me he probably wouldn't go and see it again. And now I'm thinking he looks a lot like my old mailman.