@OVO_Ty15: I'm gonna put a Whoopee Cushion on the front of my car so that if I hit anything it'd atleast be a little funny.
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@Super_Cynthia: In 1979, a call coming from inside the house was a reason for terror. In 2014, it means one of you is too lazy to shout or come downstairs.
@JessiCanadian: My dog could not protect the house from robbers if they brought a vacuum cleaner.
@mattsurely: If anyone out there is named Aesop dear god please open a table store I have just the name for you.