@OnlyFastEddie: "I'm great in bed" ~ breakfast
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@Ristolable: My friend and I were talking about food and he said "I'm not a big Chinese guy" and I was like "I know you're not"
@defdanielle: there are naturally attractive people and then there are people like me who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting
@_ElvishPresley_: SPIDER-MAN: hold it right there, Chameleon CHAMELEON: how'd u know it was me?? SM: ur disguised as Peter Parker C: so? SM: *starts sweating*