@OnlyFastEddie: "I'm great in bed" ~ breakfast
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@britt_anylynn: The sign at the McDonald's I just passed says "We hiring" in case you're wondering what kind of qualifications you need to have to be hired.
@theshantilly: Me: Go ahead. Waiter: Huh? Me: You're staring at my hair. Go ahead & touch it. Waiter: There's a leaf in it.
@dril: my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair