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@OnlyFastEddie: "I'm great in bed" ~ breakfast
@crylenol: what if your dentist is the one idiot who disagrees with the all the other dentists? how would you know?
@o__0Dev: Relationship or hallucination? Either way, I'm seeing somebody.
@FreudsTwin: Mad scientist- Checks for Labs
Bartender- Checks for Tabs
Boxer- Checks for Jabs
Uber- Checks for Cabs
Your back - Checks for Stabs
@omgthatspunny: What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?
@LosLos__: HR: You're late. Do you even know what time it is?
Thor: Hammer time?
HR: Get out.