@raniao2011: It's so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself
to women.
@NoogsCorner: Canadian Army training is 6 weeks of learning how to throw a snowball.
@djdarrellripley: Him: Hello, I'm Special Agent Johnson.
Me: Well, somebody has a high opinion of himself.
@SirEviscerate: Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote "Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928".
@envydatropic: You never worry about the size of your doctor's fingers until you need a rectal exam.
I know this now.
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