@Kyle_Lippert: I'm having one of those days where I feel like the single soggy onion ring that somehow made it into an order of french fries.
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@koalaslament: DATING TIP: show her your hula hoop skills. keep adding hula hoops. you're now a slinky. everybody loves a slinky.
@dumbbeezie: I deserve an Oscar for acting like I can see a baby when someone shows me an ultrasound pic
@dafloydsta: Road rage, because yelling and cursing at strangers in the safety of your vehicle is fun. Unless they have a gun.
@LnL245: I'm in awe of people who can pronounce camaraderie correctly the first, second or tenth time.