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@SamuelHLowe: - I'm here to register for the pessimists' club.
- Is the glass half empty or half full?
- What glass?
- Gentlemen, we have a new leader!

– I’m here to register for the pessimists’ club. 
– Is the glass half empty or half full?
– What glass?
– Gentlemen, we have a new leader!

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