@theDanLawler: I'm hiring a motivational speaker for my lazy eye.
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@metafroth: If I could time travel I'd go to my funeral and take names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well.
@KevinFarzad: Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. I ate a pizza.
@mattytalks: (Hot babe to me) your brooding drives me wild, what's going on inside your head (Me, thinking about a panini) I don't want to talk about it