@brownbear952: I'm hoping to avoid a situation where I have to dance to save my own life.
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@PastorBate: Sea cucumbers are actually animals, so regular cucumbers are either lying or they need to step their game up.
@SteveSuckington: [text] 11:56 pm Her: whatcha doin? Me: taking a shit 12:03 am Her: whatcha doin now? Me: same shit different day
@IAmKatieOrr: I wonder if both Wright Brothers were behind their inventions, or it was just one & their mother yelling "Wilbur, you include your brother!"