@brownbear952: I'm hoping to avoid a situation where I have to dance to save my own life.
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@SarahFemme: The quickest way to find out the time is to order a beer at breakfast with your mother.
@TylerLinkin: Had a date with a lady I met on Christian Mingle. It was going fine until I told her I was Jewish & her half of the bill was $40 dollars.
@dafloydsta: [marriage counseling] He barely knows who I am anymore "That's not true, Karen" LINDA, MY NAME IS LINDA