@brownbear952: I'm hoping to avoid a situation where I have to dance to save my own life.
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@karencheee: People are like trees: you can figure out their age by cutting into them & counting the rings. Right? I didn't do this for nothing, right?
@PinkCamoTO: 5: I want to do something no one else has ever done. Me: Help me clean? 5: No. Something fun.
@squirrel74wkgn: One time, I pulled my pants down to moon someone & accidentally opened the car door instead of the window & rolled down the street naked.