@LnL245: I'm in awe of people who can pronounce camaraderie correctly the first, second or tenth time.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Home_Halfway: Kidnapping is a dumb crime because you're literally forcing yourself to hang out with someone
@SardonicTart: Him: *hands me glass of clear liquid* Is this glass half full or half empty? Me: Is that water or vodka? Him: Vodka. Me: Empty.
@slimmy_shady: Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occured in history. They obviously haven't met my kids.