@LnL245: I'm in awe of people who can pronounce camaraderie correctly the first, second or tenth time.
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@SlabBaconBP: Take a stand against childhood obesity by chasing little fat kids down the street.
@usermcuserface: Remember when you were a kid and the teacher said you can be anything you want to be? Luckily I chose lower middle class and overweight.
@CheryeDavis: I always wink at the local Funeral Director, because he will be the last one to see me naked, and I don't want it to be awkward.
@BarebakAssassin: In my 32 years this is what I've learned about women: 1.) "No" means no 2.) "Maybe" means no 3.) "Yes" means maybe