@squirrel74wkgn: I'm just saying honey, if I sound like a cat throwing up hair balls the next day...it may be time to trim things up a bit.
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@khook32: Apparently telling the principal that "it's not cheating, it's cooperative learning" was the wrong thing to say.
@CEHudspeth: "I can try" is a great response to invitations because you're not even committing to trying.
@Papa_Mex: I learned that you transfer more germs shaking hands than kissing....It didn't take HR long to stop me from introducing myself to women...
@AthenaMystique: *texts god* Me: yo, can we add "being a grammar nazi" to the list of sins? Their annoying. God: *they're