@squirrel74wkgn: I'm just saying honey, if I sound like a cat throwing up hair balls the next day...it may be time to trim things up a bit.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@heatherlou_: *slips seductively out of shorts* You know what that means... *sleeps soundly for 7 hours* *drools a little*
@KevinBuffalo: Honey, I gained weight to prevent women from hitting on me. You think I want to look like this? I do this for you.
@MicheleAKALips: When life hands you 3 kids..... You add the lemons to some vodka and hide in the closet.
@jlock17: If our children don't learn cursive, how will they ever be able to read those inspirational tattoos people put on their ribs?