@VaguelyFunnyDan: I'm just sick of the mixed signals, babe. One second you're changing your phone number and the next you're filing a restraining order.
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@jazmasta: In a parallel universe, a group of sentient guitars groan as one guitar gets out a human at a party.
@jergarl: [At gang interview] GangLeader: You wanna be in our gang Me: Yep GL: What qualities do you.. M: *Already snapping fingers GL: You're in
@ericsshadow: My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer.