@VaguelyFunnyDan: I'm just sick of the mixed signals, babe. One second you're changing your phone number and the next you're filing a restraining order.
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@MaraWritesStuff: Push me aside, but I will come back. Hide me, but I will always emerge. I AM POWER. I AM RESILIENCE. I AM A BRA STRAP.
@iGreenMonk: Every night I keep a pillow under my gun in case a murderer threatens me to a pillow fight.
@Chelsea_Elle: Don't pay your taxes. Get sent to a cool ass prison. Boom, now taxes pay you. Life hack.
@zachreinert03: As I get closer to 30 I start to worry about more big picture things like famine and over population in my apartment