@OhNoSheTwitnt: I'm keeping a greater distance behind this truck with a vanity plate that reads "IMTEXAN" than I do behind cars with "Baby on board" signs.
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@briangaar: I always carry a pair of shades with me because you never know when you might see a dead body & say something cool
@BlindVigil: Q: "How long were you at your last job?" A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"
@TheMichaelRock: If you hate yourself, just drink alcohol like an adult; there's no need to vote for Trump.