@ItsAndyRyan: I'm lazy, but not 'The guy who named blackbirds' lazy.
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@MomOnFire: Newsflash KIDS: The woman who paid for the fries gets to "steal" as many as she wants.
@duplicitron: Once a guy at the grocery store yelled at me to stop talking on a banana like a phone so I hung up and shot him with it.
@therealeatwood: Did you see saw? I saw Saw. You see Saw II? I saw Saw II too. Going to see Saw IV? I didn’t see Saw III, what am I going to see Saw IV for?
@wife3kidsnodogs: How come an extremely angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it takes her a week to pack for vacation?