@ItsAndyRyan: I'm lazy, but not 'The guy who named blackbirds' lazy.
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@DepecheALAmode: No, No, people. It's okay. I can make racist jokes. One of my best friends is a racist.
@MarlonBrandNO: I stuffed my mom last night. I know you're thinking I have an Oedipus complex and that's gross but jokes on you I'm a taxidermist
@Shock_Monster: I swear to holy hell, Aunt Pat, I would rather lick a midget's taint than accept your invitation to play Lucky Slots.
@Kalarlis: When the cashier asks for my signature, I just write "HELP ME" while maintaining eye contact