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@ehdannyboy: "I'm leaving you"

"why?"

"Your jokes are old and tiresome"

"but, I can updog"

"What's updog?"

"NOTHIN, WHAT'S UP WI-"

*slams door*

“I’m leaving you”

“why?”

“Your jokes are old and tiresome”

“but, I can updog”

“What’s updog?”

“NOTHIN, WHAT’S UP WI-”

*slams door*

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