@unravelingfire: I'm like Harvard. Hard to get into, but once you're in, everyone is super impressed.
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@jctwritesstuff: Me: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. Him: Ma'am, for the last time, we don't have a limit on how much liquor you can buy.
@daemonic3: "Damn girl, you look hot" Really? "Like a sexy little italian car" DID YOU JUST CALL ME FIAT?!?
@NotKarma: Just once I'd like to meet a person whose job is to make captchas so I can slap him in the face for making my life difficult.
@1Happytwit: I was highly offended until I realised HR were calling me incompetent and not incontinent.