@andiedandie0: I'm like if Lady Godiva rode in naked on a " My Little Pony" ...
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@bluebayoubyyou: Just used the "f word" over on FB so I'm waiting for the villagers with their torches, axes, whatever those people use.
@OneLastStranger: When someone looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, "HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME."
@DaddyJew: Me: stop playing with your food Son: if you didnt want me to play with my food then why did you get me dinosaur chicken nuggets? M: touchė
@dafloydsta: [couples therapy] HER: He's always talking down to me ME: *heavy sigh* It's called being condescending but I doubt you knew that, Karen