@andiedandie0: I'm like if Lady Godiva rode in naked on a " My Little Pony" ...
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@DirtMcTurd: [Giraffes at gym] "What do you want to work on today?" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet
@sammyrhodes: "If you have a ministry like Jesus it will probably be made up of about 12 people who don't get your illustrations, & 1 wants to kill you."
@lifecoachfit: It takes a village to raise a child so I dropped the kids off at my neighbors house with a note: "your turn"