@LeonEarlgrey: I'm like that guy at the beginning of infomercials that is unable to do simple shit, i just burns everything and i cant figure out blankets.
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@sarcasticmommy4: I hate it when I'm on twitter & there isn't a car behind me to honk when the light is green.
@ricsem: I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?