@calamitydaisy: I'm losing followers two by two. Maybe they are all boarding an ark somewhere.
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@ohheyohhihello: I stole a friend's phone today and set it so it will autocorrect "I've" to "me've" and me'm really excited about it.
@Schmoodles: I dress up as a Girl Scout for my boyfriend, but just so we can practice our elaborate cookie heist.
@Kristen_R5: summer is real cute until every frickin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
@JoParkerBear: How To Avoid Dating ●You're too young for me. ●I'm too young for you. ●I don't date men my age. ●Okay, but after I finish my antibiotics.