@calamitydaisy: I'm losing followers two by two. Maybe they are all boarding an ark somewhere.
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@Try2StopME: *washing car* Neighbor: "You washing your car?" Me: "No. I'm watering it to see if it grows into a bus."
@TheSharona06: For people who say "nothing is impossible", that's crazy. I've been successfully doing nothing for several years now.
@Home_Halfway: The most annoying part about getting older is the incessant desire to give those younger than me unwanted advice.
@rickygervais: If a swan broke my arm I'd keep it quiet. Embarrassing. "Help, I'm being beaten up by a big white lanky floating chicken." Not cool.