@PoliUncorrect: I'm mad at myself for losing an argument while rehearsing it in my head, so don't tell me how hard your life is
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@AnkCoupleTO: If my mom had just faked having a headache I wouldn't be writing this bullshit on the internet right now
@JohnLyonTweets: House arrest? Your Honor, if anyone is going to be punished here it should be me. My house has done nothing wrong.
@SnizzleFrizzle: What an adorable idea. My coworkers have been writing names on food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yogurt called Debbie.
@thejayroyal: Damn girl, can I get all up in that? I'm sorry, where are my manners. MAY I get all up in that?