@Lisabug74: I'm Mexican and Filipino. No matter how you look at me, I'm good at cleaning.
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@Mikecanrant: Think about a nice pair of slacks. Now think about a panda. Now about radishes. Now about salt. I think you see where Im going with this.
@katta_IoIkatt: The cats told me the reason we only have one life is because we're too stupid to handle nine lives. I believe this is true.
@sarcasm_inc: [interview after losing a fight] "What happened out there?" I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
@kumailn: "And remember to talk to everyone like they're a 3rd grader." - flight attendant manual