@Lisabug74: I'm Mexican and Filipino. No matter how you look at me, I'm good at cleaning.
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@Rollinintheseat: When a waiter sees my disability and asks the person I'm with what I want to eat, I respond "Our telepathy is a bit off. You should ask me."
@jonnysun: *jesus givs u bread* this is my body *jesus givs u wine* this is my blood *jesus puts ur hand in soggy noodles* and these r my BRAAAINS ooOO
@dril: my disrespectful teen son somehow got hold of a gluten product and now he wants to become a cat girl
@BavlyOlwy: Whoever lost a bundle of $20 bills tied up in a rubber band..I found the rubber band..