@Marlebean: I'm "misinterprets hand gesture and accidentally high fives your fist" white.
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@__candypants: Thank God the conventions are over because now we can get back to the real issues: FOOTBALL.
@JosesLovesYou: -911 Whats the emergency? My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir? Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking?
@Tarrigan: Spider van Spider van How do spiders drive a van? 10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go? Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
@McNevich: Sometimes I'll flush a few slices of pizza down the toilet just to let the Ninja Turtles know I miss them