@Marlebean: I'm "misinterprets hand gesture and accidentally high fives your fist" white.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@kiel_phillips: ME: I'd like to return a defective boomerang SHOPKEEPER: Ok. Where is it? ME: I have no idea
@daplusk: I nod and smile at empty places just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking i can see them.
@BlackCatBettie: "Just so you know, you're coming home with me tonight." I whisper to all the leftover food on the table from our dinner date.
@ArfMeasures: [court] ME: Between 10 & 11 p.m. I was having sex JUDGE: Who are you? You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record