@Marlebean: I'm "misinterprets hand gesture and accidentally high fives your fist" white.
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@HeyZeus666: With so many unhappy married couples and a 50% divorce rate, I think it's pretty obvious that Americans don't breed well in captivity.
@VodkaTiem: I don't know who put chairs in the elevator, but that's a kind of laziness that I can respect.
@schmittsteve: - Dracula darling, you have something stuck in your teeth. - Vhere, here? - No... - Here? - No, just go look in- - GO LOOK IN WHAT, SARAH?