@Darlainky: I'm never more irritated by fashion than when I'm trying to stuff something in a fake pocket!
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@Chicken_Hawk38: All i'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first.
@13spencer: A Florida police dog is being fired after biting two people; but to be fair, who wouldn't want to hurt people from Florida?
@KatMcSnatch: My ex sent me a text saying "please delete my number..." I sent one back saying "who's this?"