@Darlainky: I'm never more irritated by fashion than when I'm trying to stuff something in a fake pocket!
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@Jamdug: Friend: "Hey, that girl is cute. Can you put in a good word for me?" Me: "Sure" *walks up to girl* *whispers* "magnanimous"
@aparnapkin: What is it like to be a woman in comedy? I would say it's 1% jokes & 99% answering this question.
@topaz_kell: Exposing myself to different cultures has an entirely different meaning than I thought. *puts trench coat back on*
@rachaelkelly18: The lady at the bakery who draws her eyebrows on is looking extra surprised today