@kissmeimkinky: I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
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@TheFunnySayings: My ceiling fan has 3 settings: 1. Very slow 2. Slow 3. I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident