@kissmeimkinky: I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
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@maurex23: WINDEX CEO: listen, I can't have you making puns anymore. EMPLOYEE: okay, I just want to make things clear-- CEO: you're fired.
@bridger_w: If I had a dog I'd say "I have a bone to pick with you!" and then we'd go to PetSmart to pick a bone and we'd laugh & laugh & can dogs laugh
@meganamram: "Only a good guy with a forest fire can prevent forest fires" - Smokey the NRA Bear