@kissmeimkinky: I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
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@ChaseLori: Only people who've walked into a sliding glass door can laugh when a bird crashes into a window. Everyone else who does it is a racist.
@leontymccarthy: I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that.