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@kissmeimkinky: I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
@Ideal_Victoria: I only have sex with the lights off to prevent having to explain some of my tattoos.
@AtmanThakrar: I'm very sorry for your loss, but do you know if this funeral home has wi-fi?
@AimeeHelene1: *puts finger over your lips*
*feeds you more applesauce making airplane noises*
@MarcusTheToken: St. Patrick's Day is the day we all watch Ghost and Dirty Dancing in honor of Patrick Swayze.
@Metalligretch: People keep mistaking my "wow"s for compliments.