@kissmeimkinky: I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
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@SadieSkyNinja: If they cause you to have anxiety & panic attacks the majority of your relationship, move on. In related news, I just broke up with my mom
@daveexplosm: The problem with having a large imagination is that you can imagine your friends naked. Now you're doing it too.
@vickykhappy: A lady told me that Autism is punishment for the sins of the parent. That is the story of me punching a lady in a church parking lot.
@Oh_God_Why_Me: Just told my driving instructor to put his seat belt ON for his safety. I'm definitely going to get the license this time.