@FreudsTwin: I'm no Exorcist, but i did scare the hell out of someone once.
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@joejwest: HITMAN: Who's the target? ME: [slides photo across table] HITMAN: You..want me to kill Shrek? ME: Not Shrek [taps photo] his talkative horse
@crow_death: I'm going to put my limbs into each corner of a fitted sheet and attempt to become a sugar glider.
@abysmalkittybee: I never let people borrow my shoes, because if they walk a mile in them they'll know how much I exaggerate my problems.
@GreGooglyMoogly: *brings a super-magnet to a knife fight* *discovers that stainless steel is not magnetic*