@FreudsTwin: I'm no Exorcist, but i did scare the hell out of someone once.
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@BuckyIsotope: Kanye West builds a time machine so he can interrupt himself interrupting Taylor Swift.
@abbycohenwl: Me: I know panty hose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Bank Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, It is
@Aspersioncast: My doctor said I shouldn't hug people, admittedly it was 10 years ago when I had the flu but I still use that one.