@FreudsTwin: I'm no Exorcist, but i did scare the hell out of someone once.
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@ClickBaite: [Genie] Last wish idiot, impress me. [Me] I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my eulogy [drops dead] [Morgan Freeman] He was an idiot.
@electrolemon: howdy. i’m a sheriff in this here movie or show. and if i see somethin startlin? well... best believe i’m takin my hat off at it. real slow
@Nicoleroxxu: One more glass of wine and my "only a lesbian from the waist up" rule is about to go out the window.