@FreudsTwin: I'm no Exorcist, but i did scare the hell out of someone once.
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@FatherWithTwins: My 6yo wouldn't eat his chocolate chip muffin bec there were too many chocolate chips in it, and now I...I just...I'm gonna need a min here.
@bourgeoisalien: I imagine one day my dearest friends will say at my funeral, "Wow. What an idiot. Who chokes to death on orange sherbet?"
@KayRants: I'll apologize for last night right after you tell me which parts you still remember.