@ParaJanitor: I'm no gynecologist, but I'll take a look.
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@SoulYodeler: Signs your wife is cheating: 1. Weird cologne 2. Emotional distance 3. Late-night abences 4. She introduces you to her boyfriend
@RidiculousSheri: The restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally, but just me getting a pat down from airport security.
@fuzzlime: A pinata at my funeral so people will be happy.. but filled with bees so they're not too happy.
@RogueGod: After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c**t.