@bingowings14: I'm no sadist. Some of my best friends are sad.
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@trojansauce: HAIRDRESSER: *holding mirror* and the back? DRACULA: *nodding* um.. yeah.. sure.. great thanks
@mattZillaaaa: [job interview] "So where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Getting asked this question somewhere else
@Ghetto_Trophy: I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair.