@EnvysDeadNana: I'm not above apologizing for my drunken behavior I'm just sick of repeating myself
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@iwearaonesie: wife: Feeling better? me: Yeah wife: Kind of overreacted to a cold didn't you? [flashback to me calling the Make-A-Wish Foundation] me: No
@vanluvz1: I love the gym this time of year. The newbies make me look like a Victoria Secret model.
@Retacof: Officer: You were speeding. Me: I am trying to keep up with traffic. O: There Is no traffic. M: I am really far behind.