@weinerdog4life: I'm not allowed at the gym anymore because I dropped my chili dog on the treadmill
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@close_c: You know you're a bad driver when Siri tells you "after 400 feet stop and let me out"
@SwedishCanary: If you answer the phone and say "Hello, you're on the air." most telemarketers will hang up quickly.