@weinerdog4life: I'm not allowed at the gym anymore because I dropped my chili dog on the treadmill
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@ClickBaite: [CAVE] BABY DRAGON: Dad, I hate trolls! They are disgusting, evil creatures! DAD DRAGON: Just push them aside and eat your vegetables son.
@nerdyjewishgirl: Re: global warming and the cold weather "Liberals keep telling me the Titanic is sinking but my side of the ship is 500 feet in the air."
@Rayne__Man: Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me three times, show me how you do that