@BatBatshitcrazy: I'm not an introvert; I'm just a very inept extrovert.
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@TheBigBatman: her: psssssssst me: ? her: psssssssssssssssssssssst me: ??? her: psssssssssssssssssssssssssssst GOD DAMN IT, MY BLOW UP DOLL HAS A PUNCTURE
@daemonic3: [during sex] her: do you want to try a new position? me: ok, ringo really carried the beatles her: what me: hufflepuffs are superior to gryffindors her: stop
@KatieBurnett: Do people who happily announce their pregnancy know they are going to be stuck with a baby afterwards?