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@UncleDuke1969: "I'm not angry, just disappointed. You need to try harder. This is important! Do I make myself clear?"

"Sorry, sir. Here's your ketchup."

“I’m not angry, just disappointed. You need to try harder. This is important! Do I make myself clear?”

“Sorry, sir. Here’s your ketchup.”

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