@Asbo_Unicorn: I'm not apathetic, I prefer emotionally constipated.
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@Rollinintheseat: I wish I could replace my central nervous system with a central confidence system.
@MatCro: PROFESSOR X: Quick! Magneto, save that bus full of kids! MAGENTO: I think you've got the wrong guy. *turns everything purple*