@NYC_Blonde: I'm not as tweet as you drunk I am think.
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@brennadine: Therapist: So what happened in your last relationship? I lost him to addiction. Therapist: I'm so sorry. Drugs? Yes please.
@Manda_like_wine: Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag.
@just1fool: If you can't handle me at my worst then you are tolerable of the right amount of bullshit.
@AmericanGent69: Me: *tries to sneak a pic of someone but forgets flash is on Did you just take my picture? Me: *starts to make thunder noises