@just1fool: I'm not gullible but she said I was the best she's ever had and then to wait by the phone for instructions on how to get my wallet back.
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@juanadog: *kicks door down* *realizes its the wrong house* *leaves* *comes back with tool bag* *fixes door* *apologizes*
@SheBanggs: It's cute how they show subtitles during Here Comes Honey Boo Boo & pretend that anyone watching might actually know how to read.
@ericarhodes: "What's it like being a female comic?" "Well, you get asked what it's like being a female comic a lot."