@bornmiserable: I'm not John Madden, just John Disappointeden.
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@cwhudson: *holding banana up to my ear as if it's a phone* haha, get it?? it looks like i am making a phonecall. but i'm n-*banana rings* oh crap
@Gooooats: By this time of year baby Jesus was probably already totally sick of playing with his frankincense.
@mstern68: You can tell which inmates were involved in organized crime because their cells are much neater than other prisoners'
@Donna_McCoy: Sorry I yelled, "Sweep the leg!" when you got down on one knee to propose to your girlfriend. But I stand by my advice.