@Henry_3k: I'm not making a snap judgment of you. I've been following you around the grocery store for 15 minutes.
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@NicestHippo: If you think you're bad with words, imagine the first guy to say "There there" when consoling someone
@khook32: If this cat doesn't stop trying to lick my plate, we're having Chinese for dinner tomorrow.
@mejustbeth: Tried to be sly and shove the whole cookie in my mouth without him seeing me. Then he turned around and asked me a question.