@sageboggs: I'm not proud
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@prufrockluvsong: Player 1: There goes his funny bone. Player 2: *buzz* Don't touch the sides! Surgeon: What are you two doing in here?!
@ohpegah: ME: On the one hand, I have this weird rash. And on the other hand DATE: ?? ME: It's on both hands, I should probably see a doctor
@3_arbutus: There are 363 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable.
@QuotingJokes: I love how the Ninja Turtles wear masks to hide their identity. It's not like you're a giant turtle or anything.