@sageboggs: I'm not proud
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@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: "I'm afraid-" *Wife crying* "I'm afraid your husband is in a better place now." *cut to me on a roller coaster at Disneyland*
@mydmac: Therapist: Would you use alcohol, food and sex as a means of feeling happy? Me: Yes, thanks.
@BookishBunny: At this point most of the hugs I'm involved in are just my kids using me as a napkin.
@EnvysDeadNana: I'm not above apologizing for my drunken behavior I'm just sick of repeating myself