@sageboggs: I'm not proud
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@BoogTweets: [being stopped by the cops] Me: if they ask about a missing dolphin just play it cool My new best friend: *clicky noises* Me: okay okay *i toss him a fish to keep him quiet*
@shariv67: Boy, your name must be Adobe cuz when you call me up for a date, I say "Ask me again later."
@OctopusCaveman: Me: Remember when Rodney King got beat up and everyone had that weird party in LA? Jill: It was a riot. Me: It wasn't funny Jill.