@sageboggs: I'm not proud
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@Parentpains: Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that.
@MrsTomServo: Guy cut me off & I shouted, "you are unable to pleasure your wife. OR HUSBAND." Cause he needs to know I'm angry, yet progressive.
@vineyille: Scientist next to me: My god. Reality is a simulation. Me (also a scientist): My god. I haven't fed my tamagotchi in 17 years.