@MrPooni: "I'm not racist but..."
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@beefman138: I will never refer to 'drunk me' or 'sober me' because that implies the second one exists.
@droidbears: greys anatomy is so unrealistic. there is no way you can have sex in a place that smells like a hospital
@iGreenMonk: Because of Twitter, people use words like Twitterverse, Tweeple, and Twitcide. Which makes me want to twoot myself in the face.