@MrPooni: "I'm not racist but..."
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@HammerFist3: Cat owner : wow my pet cat really likes you Me: yeah well that's just because I have at least 2 sardines in my left pocket at any given time
@toomanytoes: Evil villain: I've been expecting you. *Swivels around in swivel chair* *Superhero runs over & spins chair faster* Evil villian: WEEEEE!
@Freudianscript: My therapist told me that if ignorance is bliss, there's no reason for me to be on antidepressants.