@KeinyoWhite: "I'm not racist, but," -Racists
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: GF told me she wanted to write her "biography" & I said "autobiography" & now there's a chapter where I sleep at my place.
@AntiJokeJamal: A lion walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave predicting the impending danger at hand.
@stephenjmolloy: *open up knapsack and a parachute comes out* Kid: But that means- *Dad is hurtling towards the ground with a sandwich and apple*
@TheMichaelRock: *notices person behind me won't let people merge* *slows down and lets 12 people merge in front of me*