@KeinyoWhite: "I'm not racist, but," -Racists
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@kumailn: Life hack: Stare into your Uber driver's eyes through the rear view mirror the entire time.
@torrami: Alcohol is the leading cause of me getting yelled at for being a pterodactyl on the coffee table.
@aka_fatman: Dog Morpheus: Ok, Dog Neo. You take the grey pill, you wake up in your kennel. But if you take the GREY pill - I will show you the Matrix.