@KeinyoWhite: "I'm not racist, but," -Racists
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@ElleOhHell: "Dumb as a bag of hammers" is kind of a stupid comparison because it's actually quite a clever way to carry several hammers at once.
@thenatewolf: There are so many people outside, and so much yelling, and I genuinely genuinely don't know if it's a murder or a rare Pokemon.
@JohnFugelsang: If god didn't like sex, He wouldn't make us scream His name when it's really hot.