@Mikecanrant: I'm not racist. I hate all races equally. Especially the 100 meter dash. All short and Olympickish.
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@jonnysun: why do birds sudenly appear every time you are near and how do u always manage to fit that many birds in ur mouth to begin with
@WhatTheFFacts: Boxer Sugar Ray dreamt of killing his opponent and backed out, but a priest convinced him to fight, he ended up killing the opponent.