@Sugar_Pac: I'm not saying don't trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy in the number of Ipads I've won & the number of Ipads I own.
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@pickupIines: are you my appendix because i don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
@4ndBest: [Crime scene] Detective: the victim was high af when he died.. you could say it was *takes off sunglasses* D: blunt force trauma
@omically: saying "we won" after watching a sports game is like saying "we played really well" after watching a concert