@Sugar_Pac: I'm not saying don't trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy in the number of Ipads I've won & the number of Ipads I own.
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@Qu4rtKn33: Women who draw in their eyebrows are making a serious decision about what mood they're in for the rest of that day.
@CyborgHanky: I started a funeral business with self-driving hearses, but they keep crashing into other cars. Business is booming.
@iGreenMonk: There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once 2)Liars