@Uncul_Scientist: I'm not saying he's a gold digger, but he certainly did not hold back when I took him through the McDonald's drive thru.
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@UncleDuke1969: Daughter: Here you go! Me: You're my favorite. Son: Yesterday, you said I was your favorite! Me: Yesterday, you were closest to the remote.
@SoVeryBritish: Feeling extremely smug after being the best at pulling over to let an ambulance pass
@seamussaid: hey Disney-Pixar here's an idea maybe make a movie where the daughter ACTUALLY LISTENS TO HER FATHER