@TheBoydP: I'm not saying I spend a lot of time in the restroom, I'm just saying if you walk into my stall you can be charged with home invasion...
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@neiltyson: Anyone who thinks scientists like agreeing with one another has never attended a scientific conference.
@Sassafrantz: Out of all the children's stories, Goldilocks is the most ridiculous. How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony? smh
@AskBellaWagner: When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?" so we can both sound useless.