@TheBoydP: I'm not saying I spend a lot of time in the restroom, I'm just saying if you walk into my stall you can be charged with home invasion...
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@DancesWithTamis: With trump being a potential candidate I feel like the Simpsons are sitting on their couch watching an episode of us
@Rollinintheseat: Tiptoeing would be much more fun if your toes made that tinkling sound like they do in cartoons.
@badbanana: Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I'm looking for the thumbs-down button.