@RidiculousSheri: I'm not saying I've got a girl crush on you, I'm just saying lesbiadorable together.
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@Howiesbookclub: "Daddy, are we poor?" Compared to the vast majority of humans on earth? No. "Compared to my friends?" Oh yes, sweety. As the very dirt.
@juliussharpe: A new study shows dolphins have great memory. Memories include "Swam in water" and "Ate".
@TheCatWhisprer: My toddler is pretty particular about the brand of chicken nuggets I offer her for somebody who just ate a crayon.
@kimtopher22: I saw death today, in the face of the man at the next table, as I heard his wife say "I don't know, do you THINK I look fat?"