@RidiculousSheri: I'm not saying I've got a girl crush on you, I'm just saying lesbiadorable together.
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@verycleverruse: Me: this doesn't seem right Dentist: u know on tv when they say 9/10 dentists M: yeah D: im the one *he resumes hitting my teeth w/ a comb*
@Brampersandon_: OCTOPUS: *places tentacle on Bible* JUDGE: Do u swear to tell the truth? O: Yes BAILIFF: *spends like 8 minutes trying to get Bible unstuck*
@TheMichaelRock: Someone called me stupid and then blocked me before I even had a chance to agree with them.